Monday, May 4, 2009

Wii Screw You!!!!

How can it be that-- by my scale upstairs-- I've lost 2 pounds. But on the WiiFat I've actually gained 1.5 pounds... AFTER TAKING MY SHOES OFF! The happy thing about this is, it now knocks me officially into the obese category. I "worked out" on the stupid thing for 51 minutes last night. By the way, the name of my personal fitness trainer is "No Boobs." Her favorite thing is yelling at me for "looking a little shaky." No crap, really??? I'm not an avatar, and I don't like the tree pose. Clearly I have some anger to deal with along with my obesity.

2 comments:

  1. Elevation makes you weigh less, remember?

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  2. I know what you're saying about that snobby little avatar! She's a piece of work! But I can't make myself select the guy either. I'm sure he's a macho dick.

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